What a wonderful, almost-spring day at JMU. This campus has so many little treasures to offer its students, one just needs to open their eyes to their surroundings to fully appreciate them. Our school is superior to yours for three reasons:
1) We value the small things in life.
Yes, this is a baby motor scooter, locked to the railing outside of Top Dog, the best dining hall on campus!
2) We have a strong sense of morality, and adhere
to the respected values of our ancestors.
Monday's issue of the Breeze, JMU's student newspaper reads
"Michael Phelps caught smoking a bong, so what?"
in which the sports-writer defends the 8-gold-medalist,
and offers anecdotes of his "friend's" usage of pot,
and even comments on the artistic design of the bong itself.
3) We take pride in our facilities and esteem
protecting our environment.
3) We take pride in our facilities and esteem
protecting our environment.
"I <3 Blow jobs" written with love on a desk in Carrier library.
Oh, JMU. How your moral standards and respect for others inspires me to be a better person.
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